August 2011
6 posts
Clients From Hell: An client wanted to boost it’s... →
I’ve missed Clientsfromhell. And none of them are that hard to imagine!
clientsfromhell:
An client wanted to boost it’s PR and requested a brochure featuring groups of multicultural people working together, with a special the need for images of women within these photos. The picture was supposed to suggest “commercial success.”
After eliminating every picture featuring…
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
June 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
Seriously - WTF?? Safety Video too strange for... →
Imagine what you’d think if they showed this to you in your workplace. Speechless.
epicwtfs:
-submitted by Jerry
January 2011
2 posts
Take down Google? Sure...
clientsfromhell:
Client: “My site is down. What did you do?”
Me: “Well, I haven’t done anything in a while. Can you get to Google.com?
Client: “No. Why did you take Google down too?”
June 2010
3 posts
True Story: Finance vs Creative
Thanks to Chris Bell (@ChrisBellNZ) for this one. Argument overheard between CFO & Creative Director:
CFO: You can’t get your hair cut on company time
Creative Director: Why not? It grew on company time!
CFO: Not all of it.
Creative Director: Well, I’m not getting all of it cut am I?!
Happy happy days. And apparently that wasn’t at Fairfax. Apparently.
Arguing for creationism is "like playing speed... →
May 2010
3 posts
April 2010
5 posts
If your kids start doing this it's probably time... →
March 2010
27 posts
World's worst website... →
WTF?????
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Well, you just made a terrible mistake. We never want black or hispanic people in our advertisings. I’m sorry if this may sound a bit racist..but we are.”
If you like football, beer, girls, practical jokes... →
This might just be the best guerilla marketing ever. Next beer I drink is a Heineken out of respect.
Great work
Chat Roulette: Funny and there's no naked dudes... →
This guys is seriously funny. He might be the third bloke missing from Flight of the Conchords.
Beautiful photos of a not-so-beautiful place →
No getting/giving head. And definitely no taking photos of it or smoking while you’re giving/receiving.
Anyone know what kind of shop this is?!
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Wellywood fun. Same same but different. →
Apparently with no sense of irony
I just read in the Sydney Morning Herald:
“Ordinarily, journos are the last people on earth able to speak about anyone else’s affairs”.
Checked my diary, apaprently it’s not April Fool’s day. And this was written with no ironic twist discernible. Still laughing.
Clients From Hell: Client: “I googled my name and... →
I’d love to meet this client!
Client: “I googled my name and there is some nasty stuff about me on the Internet. There is this guy saying in his blog that I am an idiot. I want you to remove that blog and block the Internet if they write shit about me.”
Us: “We cannot do that.”
Client: “Well, get someone else to do it…
Oh, shark farts!
Will we be that gracious in #RWC2011 final against SA?!
fuckyeahcanada:
thetruenorth:
Canadians, I hate that you successfully defended a significant portion of your national identity in front of a globally-televised audience. Even worse, I went to one of your pubs and was not only treated fairly but welcomed as one of your tables insisted on buying “that American” a beer. You people are a...
FUCK YEAH CANADA: This list was posted in English... →
I’m thinking #allblacks for #rwc2011. Brilliant.I feel a lot of empathy with Cananda - if the Australians are the Americans of the South Pacific we’re the Canadians.:) LEAVE NO DOUBT
That this is our game.
That this is our time.
That 14 days in February will be 2 weeks for the ages.
That every day counts.
That every meeting matters.
That every practice makes a difference.
That...
“I need someone that can take everything in here (client points to head with both...”
– For some clients the solution would be a teaspoon.
(via clientsfromhell)
The U S of A(ustralia)
Watching the T20 the other night with fast food sponsoring a sport it struck me full force: It’s true, Australians really are the Americans of the South Pacific. It’s just a embarrassing frankly. Now I know how #Canada feels.
February 2010
35 posts
“Tell your designer he can’t leave until tomorrow morning, I may want to change...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
