Thanks to Chris Bell (@ChrisBellNZ) for this one. Argument overheard between CFO & Creative Director:

CFO: You can’t get your hair cut on company time

Creative Director: Why not? It grew on company time!

CFO: Not all of it.

Creative Director: Well, I’m not getting all of it cut am I?!

Happy happy days. And apparently that wasn’t at Fairfax. Apparently.